I decided to research all the other foods since I'm a masochist and they all make me seriously consider how much hope there is for humanity. You must see these horrors because I had to.
My Mum was trying to be nice and make dinner for Dad...
My friend just posted this on his stories, what?
Pineapple with packet pork ramen. Lovecraftian looking but tastes good.
Behold. A creation so stupid it may actually come full circle and be smart. (Definitely gotta go easy on the jelly.)